Chimpers
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Oomi was the only warrior to bring a travel-sized tea set to The Underworld. While Bushi, leader of the Fellowship of Disorder, plots grand campaigns amid chaos, Oomi follows behind ensuring everyone’s posture is correct during drills. They treat the unnatural snowfall not as a supernatural threat, but as a laundry problem. They once held up an ambush on a cultist patrol to lecture a younger recruit about the importance of clean gear, a move so baffling it created the perfect diversion. Their bowler hat and shades aren't for intimidation; they simply find the Underworld's crimson glow gives them a headache. Bushi doesn't understand it, but since Oomi's insistence on a balanced diet has surprisingly improved troop morale, they have learned not to question it.
