Weiss: Guys, we absolutely have to sanewash the late-stage capitalism scam that is the SpaceX IPO [Stupid]

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Weiss: Guys, we absolutely have to sanewash the late-stage capitalism scam that is the SpaceX IPO ()
More: Stupid, SpaceX, Initial public offering, NASDAQ, Rocket, Blue Origin, Satellite, Elon Musk, Share (finance)
288 clicks;posted toMain »on 14 Jun 2026 at2:35 AM(1 hour ago) | share: Copy Link
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10 hours ago
Fark that modern day dumbed-down Goebbels. Weiss is scheiß .
Jake Havechek
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10 hours ago
Elon can go suck a shiat.
lostsatellite
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10 hours ago
LOL of course they're going to find the one guy who is an actual tradesman and has done real physical labor for more than a photo op.
He's working class! We're pro-worker! How dare you besmirch the trades and union men! Look at what a life of honest labor can get you if you suck the right dicks and agree to be a human prop for a cut!
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10 hours ago
lostsatellite: LOL of course they're going to find the one guy who is an actual tradesman and has done real physical labor for more than a photo op.
He's working class! We're pro-worker! How dare you besmirch the trades and union men! Look at what a life of honest labor can get you if you suck the right dicks and agree to be a human prop for a cut!
I saw someone here be all "who needs an education when you can be a welder and get spacex stock"
And ignoring the obvious bullshiattery, I bet you have to be a damn good welder to make rockets
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9 hours ago
I'm starting to think this insane combination of scams is going to prove fatal to the country. It's everywhere you look: private schools, Bitcoin, SpaceX, AI.... Any one of them can cause a crisis,l and a bailout, but the combination of all of them hitting at once?
NewportBarGuy
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7 hours ago
koder: I'm starting to think this insane combination of scams is going to prove fatal to the country. It's everywhere you look: private schools, Bitcoin, SpaceX, AI.... Any one of them can cause a crisis,l and a bailout, but the combination of all of them hitting at once?
Yeah... it don't look too good.
Smartest(10)
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7 hours ago
Cash out now bro.
Smartest(4)
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7 hours ago
Diversify diversify diversify
Smartest(1)
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6 hours ago
edmo: Dear Juan,
Diversify diversify diversify
I know just the guys to call
Chappelle's Show - Wu-Tang Financial (ft. RZA and GZA) - Uncensored
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5 hours ago
Mentat: Cash out now bro.
Probably has to wait 180 days.
Smartest(1)
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5 hours ago
How SpaceX Humiliated Wall Street
YabbaDabbaDouchebag
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4 hours ago
I'm surprised SpaceX's IPO didn't imitate the Starship and crash out. The company has annual losses in the billions and just absorbed the massive debt of Twitter's remains and elon's bobo AI effort.
Why in the world was it valued in positive dollars?
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34 minutes ago
I'm kind of bummed that SpaceX went public as that means no more Starship launches every six months that do nothing but go boom. Now that the pig has been butchered there's no more point.
There have always been scams but nowadays almost everything seems like a scam.
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32 minutes ago
koder: I'm starting to think this insane combination of scams is going to prove fatal to the country. It's everywhere you look: private schools, Bitcoin, SpaceX, AI.... Any one of them can cause a crisis,l and a bailout, but the combination of all of them hitting at once?
Bith Set Me Up
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32 minutes ago
It's incredible how that Simpsons episode featuring Musk has taken the title for most-poorly-aged episode in the history of the show.
AmbassadorBooze
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31 minutes ago
I'm bxycotting all stonks until the Nazi trillionaires are delisted.
baron von doodle
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Bith Set Me Up: It's incredible how that Simpsons episode featuring Musk has taken the title for most-poorly-aged episode in the history of the show.
We didn't know he was a Nazi at that point.
Bith Set Me Up
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baron von doodle: Bith Set Me Up: It's incredible how that Simpsons episode featuring Musk has taken the title for most-poorly-aged episode in the history of the show.
We didn't know he was a Nazi at that point.
Even then, everybody was cringing at Lisa saying "He's the world's greatest living inventor!".
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